Funny, cause its true!

Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me”

Doctor: “I have the perfect medicine for that” he said. “When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep.”

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn’t touch me!”

Doctor: “You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?”

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