Only posting this, cause it may come in handy one day…
June 29th, 2010Funny, cause its true!
June 28th, 2010Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats meโ
Doctor: “I have the perfect medicine for that” he said. “When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep.”
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn’t touch me!”
Doctor: “You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?”
See Pic….
June 27th, 2010Englands playing Germany in the World Cup now…
June 27th, 2010Yawn… Just seen a goal go in, but they didn’t see it? What the fuck? Then they show camera shot from inside the goal. Its CLEARLY in… CLEARLY! But FIFA dont want match-line technology…
What is te fucking point? ANUS HAIRS!!!
In other news the Fit Man is going to D/L the 28Gig file for me ! Woot Woot !
Update… Win 7 Ultimate…
June 23rd, 2010Bleeerrhhhh!
June 23rd, 2010I could watch this ALL DAY…
June 22nd, 2010Thats what she said…
June 22nd, 2010Oh WOW! Just WOW!!!
June 21st, 2010Biting the bullet!
June 19th, 2010Big Bugger 1st Erection NOW!
June 18th, 2010S’pose I’d better watch… Don’t wanna get into trouble…. With myself that is… Cause I should watch it really, and NOT type this crap…
Watch, listen, learn… & REMEMBER!!!
June 17th, 2010But… No one will, will they?
Gimme a ‘Boner!’
June 16th, 2010I like macs…
June 16th, 2010Even though theres fuck all I can do with it… It still looks nice!
Bouncy Bouncy!
June 15th, 2010Gone Mac… (iMac)
June 15th, 2010Once you go Mac, you never go back???
Hmmmm Day 1… We shall see!
Never knew they did a video…
June 13th, 2010Guess they did though!
HAD HAIRCUT!
June 12th, 20101st since Aug 3rd, 2006… Thats nearly 4 years!
Kurt Cobain? Eat your heart out LOL
What he says… IS True!
June 12th, 2010GOT MAME STICK!!!
June 11th, 2010Mehhh……
Gotta get a full on big bastard fuck off one, for full satisfaction…
Save the planet?
June 11th, 2010Still no MAME Stick…
June 8th, 2010But BB Starts its on-line reg tonight… Note to self: – MUST GET FLAT CABLE
Why do I still say it?
June 7th, 2010I just wanna kill myself.
I Dont. But I still have it slip out each day…
No… I’m NOT Gay… Or Bi…
June 6th, 2010But… If I was… Would it matter? Would it be anyone’s business other than my own?
No.
So… Your point is?
The more you know…
June 4th, 2010Putting this here, cause I know I’ll need it sometime…
June 4th, 2010BIG BROTHER LIVE FEED BACK!!!
June 4th, 2010OK So… Quick Recap…
June 3rd, 2010I won a pass worth $450
I gave the pass to charity
I have mame equipment en-route, and I’m looking at flat cabling my connections (NO MORE WI-FI)
Shopping on the 14th with the personal trainer. LIFE IS GOOD!
No piccy this time… Perhaps later !
Bonus extra post ! Cat and a passport !
June 2nd, 2010All this fucking around is getting expensive…
June 2nd, 2010I am getting pissed off with cuntface. I am about to say sod it, and play my hand. Hang onto it, cut him out. He wont want or expect that…
ION… I have a joystick on its way ! MAME4LIFE!
Might go to PC World later…
June 1st, 2010Why is it a ‘Bank’ Holiday?
May 31st, 2010Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 30th, 2010A gentle reminder to myself…
May 28th, 2010One good thing on the horizon though…
May 28th, 2010In other news… Back from Exeter meeting…
May 28th, 2010Moving to Chrome….
May 27th, 2010Ooooohhhh… I’m all excited !
Awwwwhhhhhh….
May 26th, 2010I’m going soft in my old age… :)
May 25th, 2010And they say criminals are stupid?
May 25th, 2010MAME is making me happy…
May 23rd, 2010Happy thoughts regarding MAME… Perhaps I can re-start what that I did started once?
Many a true word, spoken in….
May 20th, 2010Light at the end of the tunnel?
May 17th, 2010Despite the wishful perfection of the circumstances that I hoped for, vanishing into a cloud of legal BS… It looks like things MAY be done by July…
Hmmmmm… Have I heard that before, is it deja vu, or is there simply an echo in here? Well, as usual…
WE SHALL SEE…
Guess what?
May 13th, 2010Straight away the man in America tries to change the rules!
FUCK HIM!
Have to call Monday…
Waiting 4 my shorts… (X2)
May 12th, 2010Shorts (X2) should arrive today.
I’m gonna be just like Albert Einstein…
6 weeks, 16 hours and 47 mins…
May 11th, 2010SOBER ! LOL
Hopefully everything is going to get in motion today to finally get the shit out of the fan…
Gary?
May 6th, 2010LOL
April 14th, 2010What he said WAS true…
April 8th, 2010Indian Chief โTwo Eaglesโ was asked by a white government official, ‘You have observed the White man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the White man go wrong?’
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied:
‘When White man find land, Indians running it….no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Women did all the work, Medicine man free.
Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex.’
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. ‘Only White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.
BUMP!
March 28th, 2010A rare smile in this shitty life!
February 9th, 2010
LOL
I forgot I had this blog !
February 7th, 2010May start posting again… Dunno… Busy being depressed at the moment… If a day goes by, when I dont catch myself saying to myself…
“I hate myself, and I want to die…”
Then I consider that a good day…
No posts from me latly…
June 8th, 2009But this will do for now!
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I think we’re being hard on Max. Yes, I know he studies the credits at the end of porn dvds to find out where they’re shooting, and any other information he may find useful; yes, he does ‘accidentally’ then stumble across those known addresses on his little walks around this fair land; yes he does type out lustful, inappropriate fantasies and try e-mailing them to his current favourite porn star โ and then publishing them on a porn forum when she fails to reply, and, yes, he does seem to follow this up with smutty posts in his lunch hours while bashing the bishop (though he wants to stress that no Catholics were hurt during these episodes). But, apart from all that he balances his life out by verbally abusing minor celebrities and is apathetic of young mothers dying of cancer.
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As you can see, he seems like an all-round normal bloke.
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LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Belated update!
May 20th, 2009He said: I fully believe you!’
I should have been happy as a pig in shit !
But I wasn’t…
Why?
Because I have heard it all before…
Will this time be different?
Time will tell… We shall see ๐
Update
March 12th, 2009Haven’t updated for a while but thats the point so I will… The man in the states contacted me today… Tried to lie… Tried to deceive… But WHATS NEW?
Anyway… NEW LEGAL TOMMOROW? 3rd time lucky and all that…
After all… It WILL be Friday 13th !
To help me relax…
March 9th, 2009
If Only...
While I wait the ‘Explosion’…
I DROPPED THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 9th, 2009I DID IT!!! 4 REAL !!!
Lets watch the desecration… !
Legal BULLSHIT!
March 3rd, 2009Nearly a month gone by… Still no nearer the production of a SIMPLE LETTER !!! GHHHAAAA!!!!
Lesbee Friends?
March 2nd, 2009Nice to hug a pssy…
Too tired and depressed to go and see legal…
Thought Id better post…
March 1st, 2009Late at night on Sunday… Gonna see legal in the morning !
Till then… NIGHT NIGHT !
Legal Bollocks Part 2
February 26th, 2009So, I call up… ON HOLIDAY ! WTF???
Gotta wait for Monday…
Still waiting for AvalanchE to be paid… Supposed to be tomorrow…
Hi-De-Ho…
February 25th, 2009
Hello...
Thoughts of the moment…
February 24th, 2009Agitated, and disturbed while I wait… Niggling feelings in my mind, stopping me from getting much done… Just want closure…
Fed up and dissapointed in general. Not happy at all, but then when WAS the last time I felt ‘Happy’?
Moments of pure clarity at 3 / 4 in the morning are the closest I can get right now… But its always darkest before the dawn…
And perhaps thats why, that its just before the dawn, in the darkness, that I can best feel at peace?
Legal Bollocks
February 20th, 2009Apparently theres ‘So Much More Too It’…
Suprise surprise… Ask for a letter… A SIMPLE LETTER… and end up funding some major legal procedure at ยฃ500 an hour… Hmmmmm….
Should have known…
My lil’ DOGGY…
February 20th, 2009Here… ‘There Be Bears’…
February 20th, 2009Had a very insightful dream about procrastination, and why shit that needs to be done… Doesnt get done… I cant explain it, over and above the title… But hopefully, by blogging it… I will remember the processes…
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When I go to sleep, I just lay on my left, and ask myself…
“Here… ‘There Be Bears’…”
And… ALL IS GOOD…
A ‘Constant Attractive Nuisance’
February 20th, 2009I had to blog that phrase… Before I forgot it… I know why… You dont!
But this blog, isnt for you… Its for me !
Here we go again…
February 19th, 2009Called legal… No Reply… Called Sky… 8 Weeks! Perhaps the man with the belt getting involved would help?
Waiting… AGAIN…
February 18th, 2009No word from LEGAL? WTF???
Regarding the bomb….
February 16th, 2009
Not Long To Go...
Told y’all it was quiet…
February 13th, 2009
Shhhhhh....
Breathtaking…
February 12th, 2009Note to self…
February 12th, 2009Avalanche seems sound… Screwed up a bit today… Held my hands up in surrender… He came in, did the biz, and all it god!
YaY Avalanche!
The Lull Before The Storm…
February 11th, 2009Quiet isnt it? Shhhhh….. ๐
Advice sought and taken…
February 10th, 2009Long meeting with legal guy… Gonna take the legal route… Fuck it. WHY SHOULD I FEEL GUILTY?
Just gonna have to drop the bomb, stand back and take cover… What can he do? Not a lot… So, I’ll just go legal legal legal….
It makes sense…
Belated Update!
February 8th, 2009Many things to update, but they have not let me near a computer for what seems like forever… So lets cover a few bases…
My WET Baby… Bless its lil cotton socks… Has already generated back half of its investment… IN 7 DAYS!!!
So no probs there…
America, land of the free? Well NO BOMB… Yet! (Metaphorical of course, just incase any reads my dribble and takes it literally)
I have appointment with Legal Counsel next week, to discuss the bomb, (Before Dropping It) and its potential affects… Always best to get a bit of the old legal advice…
Updates, as required, will follow SOON…
In just a little over an hour…
January 31st, 2009My baby will be set free to go and wet on the world…
God speed my baby… ๐
Not enough Pics lately…
January 31st, 2009
Been there, done that...
Procrastination (Part 2)
January 31st, 2009To make things that are wet available to the world, on Feb 1st… Requires a total of 10 Min’s work…
Not surprising when its been in development for OVER a year…
So.. 10 Min’s and its done eh? YEP.. Ten Min’s… But it may as well be 10 Years…
GOTTA PULL ME FINGER OUT!!!
ARRRRGGGHHH!!!
AT LAST! THE TRUTH!!!
January 30th, 2009
The truth shall set you free...
The Avalanche was good…
January 30th, 2009Very pleased… No rebuttals… Another piece of the puzzle in place… The idea is to do as little as possible, and not cause myself stress…
Calm is good… Very good… Calm is the new black !
“The Butterfly Effect”
January 29th, 2009Its SO fucking true… Just one tiny indiscretion from one area affects everything! Whoever came up with this theory should pat himself on the back…
I mean, if ‘blog-project-man’ dont like the Avalanche, then it kicks over into MY dealings… WHY?
Its NOT fair… BUT IT DOES…
‘D-Day’
January 28th, 2009The Bomb will be detonated on FEB 3rd!!!
Metaphorical bomb of course… But a bomb none the less… Fall out will be wide reaching and many innocent bystanders will get injured…
BUT IT WONT BE MY FAULT !
News from FAR, FAR… AWAY!
January 28th, 2009I am awaiting a call ! Results to follow later, when I have spoken with my wife…
Will now spend the next 5 hours pacing my cell, while I formulate, discard, re-formulate, change, and eventually come up with a reply…
Procrastination is a GOOD THING!
Note to self…
January 27th, 2009Procrastination might feel good… But it feels better when its done!
Procrastination…
January 27th, 2009Why is that when I know I need to do something, like write a letter, I think about it, and think about it… Then when I sit down to do it, it becomes a huge job, that I put off… But I know that it will only really take me a few mins!
I spend 30 times longer putting it off that it would take to do it! WHY?
A picture speaks 1000 words…
January 26th, 2009Its RARE something makes me smile these days… Still dreading having to tell people things are different… But considering I have still not heard back from a key player, even when I have informed her of my decision… The fact I get no reply, SPEAKS VOLUMES… ๐
absent friends
January 22nd, 2009
absent friends
Well… I’d better continue on I suppose…
January 22nd, 2009So… Descions have been made. I’m staying in jail. I am not getting parole.. But, its for the best… It has to be in the longrun…
Of course, not the entire cast of players, within this play, I am suppose to call my life… Are aware of my descision… But they can wait. They will HAVE to wait LOL
For once, by admitting defeat, I have the upper hand…
A Ramble?
January 17th, 2009I never intended to ramble on here, but today I may… Or may not? Who knows, or cares? Not me! OK, so that a lie… Of course I care… But at the same time, I could, or couldn’t, care less?
So… Major negativity on certain plans. Idiots after money… Letters from or for 33 ! (33!!!) WHY?
But will find out on Monday… Looks like the inevitable conclusion will be occurring after all… Lets hope its not TOO messy… Well, it will be messy… Messy as hell… But whats new ?
Blah blah blah… Bollocks n shit… Pissed off as usual… Ramble over.
Leveling Out
January 14th, 2009Avalanche in Vegas… Nothing back from the USA… No man with belt… Should I be depressed?
I am depressed allready so who cares…
LOL
I guess things are changing direction faster than I ever thought they would… ๐
I heard back!!!!
January 13th, 2009But… As suspected, the others are at fault… Nothing new there then… Still the surprise of the day was an invite to stay! I am touched… Genuinely…
Plus the man with the belt is back and smiling down, so all is good.. I suppose…
Waiting.. But still nothing…
January 11th, 2009Will wait till after W/E then chase like fuck… Plus Avavalanche too? Why do people always disappear?
Depressed
January 9th, 2009Waiting to hear back from many people… Depressed and lonley. Cant even see the man with the belt at the moment… Sad but true…
OK… So…
January 7th, 2009I heard back from him! Shock horror!!! Cant believe it! He will update me in 2 (TWO) days… Yeah, well I wont hold my fucking breath!!!
On another issue, much more personal, certain things are much more normal today… The sensitivity issue is *starting* to receded… Much redness, but the sensitivity is *almost* pleasurable… Instead of me being unable to deal with it…
So… Perhaps there IS a god?
Cold…
January 6th, 2009Very Cold. Icy cold… Spoke to the man whos supposed to be helping me get home… Well, tried to… 1st call? Not there… So try in hour… 2nd call? Not there… Call in 4 hours… Will report back IF (and I somehow doubt it…) I get through 3rd time lucky!
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January 2nd, 2009Hello world!
December 29th, 2008Welcome to my world… Wont you come on in? But… You wont want to… & I dont blame you… Trapped. Held away from my life, my loved ones and my friends…
People have asked me, ‘If what you say is true’… But it is. All of it. So I needed to make a record of it. Lies can be remembered. They have to be, or you’ll be found out… But the truth? The truth gets forgotten… Hence the blog.
I will *TRY* to post at least once a day in 2009 and try to explain what is happening. Its hard though. They also say ‘The truth will set you free…’ย ย Lets hope.
Will the truth set ME FREE? I doubt it… I cant get free… Thats why Im stuckย here… But… At least Im still alive… Kinda…